The going-to-bed-routine (also known as the potty-routine)

You may think that the best part of the night routine is the bottle. Wrong! The main attraction is really the potty. I'm serious! I can literally sit for half an hour. And then only to go right back once the potty has been emptied.
I sit......and sit......and sit. Mom and dad know they are supposed to be supportive. But they can get really impatient and start complaining about aching behinds and about how Sandra Boynton is a completely overrated author. Grandma on the other hand is still impressed with my potty-going skills and accepts reading me all the stories as many times as I like. I admit that I do take advantage of that...