In the future, I'll move east

While mom considers becoming a Japanese banker, I have already made up my mind about becoming a Japanese samurai. I think I've got what it takes:

I've got the posture and the clothes. Got the imposing chin and awe-inspiring glance. Got the super dangerous ready-to-fight-grin, that will easily scare off any invadors.Got the horse.Got the technique to flee dangerous situations (by doing an enemy-confusing head-over-heals).Finally, I've got the companion that will step in to save me if needed. Yup, I'm definitely set to be a samurai!