I still prefer my bears roasted whole

Some people like to cuddle their teddies. I like to cook mine, on the broach of the baby sitter (which is appropriately branded Babybjörn - baby bear). Now, for those of you who entertain prejudices regarding who should be in a baby sitter, I just have to say that you'd probably still be in one too, if it could just carry your weight. It's by far the most comfortable seat around!